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If your an expert with *RAVE songs....? I need to know the name of a song that i believe it has something to do with 'motherfxcker' . the song goes a little like this: "Pussy Pussy beat beat, whos still talking? cause aint nobody talking to you wi with your fxcked up haircut, no no no large size little big dick" and so on. If you know the name of the song PLEASE tell me!(: | | lmaoooo thats a funny song | Naughty one liners? Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
Q. But do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.
Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It changes their blood type.
Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A. The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Q. How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q. What's six inches long that women love?
A. Folding money.
Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for guyren to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.
Q. What is the new gay website address?
A. c : enter ### (see colon enter pound pound pound).
Q. What is the new O.J. website address?
A. slash slash backslash escape.
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
A. Speed bumps.
Q. What's got four legs and one arm?
A. A Rottweiler.
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.
Q. When does a cub become a boy scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.
Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A. Very satisfying.
Q. Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
A. He was half nuts!!!
Q. What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
A. Collecting her thoughts.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest guyren?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ***.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have
left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you
lose your house.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Q: What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
A: Odor eaters
Q: Why do men name their penis?
A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of
their decisions.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So men will talk to them.
Q: Why do only 30% of men get into Heaven?
A: If it were more, it would be Hell.
Q: What is the new gay website address?
A: c : enter # # #
Q: Why do men like big **** and tight pussy?
A: Because they've got big mouths and little *****.
Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
A: About three inches.
Q: Why don't women have any brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to keep them in.
Q: What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?
A: A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A: So he could run his fingers through his hair.
Q: Whats the difference between a microwave and a woman.
A: A microwave doesn't scream when you put a piece of meat in it.
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A speech impediment.
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A: They're hiring.
Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A: Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
A: He walks around saying, "Yo".
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.
Q: Why do drivers' education classes in redneck schools use the car
only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say ****?
A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Q: What's the Cuban national anthem?
A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Q: What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A: A Northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..." A Southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****..."
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy ****.
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: Why is being in the military like a ********?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine. | Well ,,,, I think you managed to slag everyone off,,
well done,,,,,funny, have a star,,,, | If you could have played any character in The Soprano`s which one would you be? I would pick Silvio for myself
Contents
1 Administration
1.1 Giacomo "Jackie" Aprile, Sr.
1.2 Silvio Dante
1.3 Ercole "Eckley" DiMeo
1.4 Michael "Mikey Grab Bag" Palmice
1.5 Joseph "Beppy" Sasso
1.6 Corrado "Junior" Soprano
1.7 Tony Soprano
1.8 Paulie Gualtieri
2 Soprano/Gualtieri/Moltisanti crew associates
2.1 Alfie
2.2 Thomas Maccarato
2.3 Perry Annunziata
2.4 Matthew Bevilaqua
2.5 Patrizio "Uncle Pat" Blundetto
2.6 Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero
2.7 Corky Caporale
2.8 Frankie Cortese
2.9 Peter "Bissell" LaRosa
2.10 Cary De Bartolo
2.11 Benito "Benny" Fazio
2.12 Brendan Filone
2.13 "Little Paulie" Germani
2.14 Burt Gervasi
2.15 Gaetano Giarizzo
2.16 Sean Gismonte
2.17 Furio Giunta
2.18 Georgie Santorelli
2.19 Corky Ianucci
2.20 Christopher Moltisanti
2.21 Richard "Dickie" Moltisanti
2.22 Pasquale "Patsy" Parisi
2.23 Fabian "Febby" Petrulio
2.24 Giovanni "Johnny Boy" Soprano
2.25 James "Murmur" Zancone
3 Aprile crew associates
3.1 Jackie Aprile, Jr.
3.2 Richie Aprile
3.3 Gigi Cestone
3.4 Ralph Cifaretto
3.5 "Big" Frank Cippolina
3.6 Peter "Beansie" Gaeta
3.7 Dante "Buddha" Greco
3.8 Robert "Bobby" Coniglio
3.9 Corky DiGioia
3.10 Donald "Donny K." Cafranza
3.11 Kevin "Dogsy" Interdonato
3.12 Jason Molinaro
3.13 Eugene Pontecorvo
3.14 Carlo Renzi
3.15 Bryan Spatafore
3.16 Vito Spatafore
3.17 "Sunshine"
3.18 Dino Zerilli
4 Junior Soprano/Bacala crew associates
4.1 Robert "Bobby Bacala" Baccalieri
4.2 Robert "Bobby" Baccalieri, Sr.
4.3 Thomas "Tommy" Di Palma
4.4 George "Gus" Inzerillo
4.5 Salvatore "Mustang Sally" Intile
4.6 Murf Lupo
4.7 Anthony "Tony Black" Maffei
4.8 Donnie Paduana
4.9 Phillip "Philly Spoons" Parisi
4.10 Giuseppe "Beppy" Scerbo
4.11 Charles "Chucky" Signore
5 Barese crew associates
5.1 Albert "Ally Boy" Barese
5.2 Lawrence "Larry Boy" Barese
5.3 Nicholas "Nicky Spags" Spagnelli
6 Altieri/Gervasi crew associates
6.1 James "Jimmy" Altieri
6.2 Walden Belfiore
6.3 Tony Blundetto
6.4 Terry Doria
6.5 Carlo Gervasi
6.6 Salvatore "Sammy" Grigio
6.7 Vincent "Vinny Pitts" Pisaturo
7 Other members of the Soprano/DiMeo New Jersey crime family
7.1 Tommy Gilardi
7.2 "Fat" Jerry Anastasia
7.3 Jimmy Bones
7.4 Joey Cipollini
7.5 Raymond "Buffalo Ray" Curto
7.6 Rocco "Rocky" DiMeo
7.7 Michele "Feech" La Manna
7.8 Gennaro "Little Pussy" Malanga
7.9 Romeo Martin
7.10 Francesco "Fritzie" Nesti
7.11 Francesco "Cicci" Sasso
7.12 Kevin "Hair" Sharkey
8 Business and front operators
8.1 Hector Anthony
8.2 Ariel
8.3 Dick Barone
8.4 Vic Caputo
8.5 Warren Dupree
8.6 Adriana La Cerva
8.7 E. Gary La Manna
8.8 Jimmy La Manna
8.9 "Black" Jack Massarone
8.10 Hillel Teittleman
8.11 Shlomo Teittleman
8.12 Maurice Tiffen
9 Hired goons
9.1 Lou "DiMaggio" Gallina
9.2 Frank Crisci
9.3 Antjuan
9.4 William "Petite" Clayborn
9.5 Credenzo Curtis and Stanley Johnson
9.6 Rasheen Ray
9.7 Special K
9.8 Italo and Salvatore
10 Other criminal associates
10.1 Waldemar Wyzchuk
10.2 Ahmed and Muhammad
10.3 Augusto "Little Auggie" Aprile
10.4 Joseph "Joey" Cogo
10.5 Debbie
10.6 Angelo Giacalone
10.7 Barry Haydu
10.8 Kamal
10.9 Eli Kaplan
10.10 Orange J
10.11 Reverend James, Jr.
10.12 Emil Kolar
10.13 Rene LeCours
10.14 Alex Mahaffey
10.15 Vin Makazian
10.16 Massive Genius
10.17 Matush Giamona
10.18 Harold Melvoin
10.19 Neil Mink
10.20 Willie Overall
10.21 George Paglieri
10.22 Herman "Hesh" Rabkin
10.23 Rusty Irish
10.24 "Yo-Yo" Mendez
10.25 Reuben "The Cuban" Santiago
10.26 Marty Schwartz
10.27 Chief Doug Smith
10.28 Teddy Spirodakis
10.29 Gallegos
10.30 Valery
10.31 Ronald Zellman
10.32 Annalisa Zucca
10.33 Mauro Zucca
10.34 Nino
10.35 Camillo
10.36 Pino
10.37 Raffaele
10.38 Tanno | | Pauli or Junior | Why do white boys act like 7 inches is big? 7 inches is small. You need a magnifying glass...? ...and some tweezers just to touch it. I'm tired of these white boys on here bragging. It's a joke. Women want MEN, not little boys.
Take brothers, for example. The average brother is about 9 to 10 inches long. Of course I know you white boys are too busy bragging to actually get any pussy. Take your tiny 7 inch dick and go to Asia and maybe someone will actually mistake that for not being small. | | The average size penis world wide is slightly less than 6". Most women will agree that a large penis is very uncomfortable for them, especially for younger women. 7" is above average. 9-10" is big and that isn't always a good thing. | How do I convince my sister not to date him? Ok there's an asshole who likes my sister and my sister likes him... They're both the same age and my mom likes him.. Anyways my sister and I had to talk so I asked him to leave... Anyways on FaceBook he sent me a message trying to act like a 'Big Boy' The message is very long but i need help!! I'm trying to convince my sister NOT to date him because if someone you like isn't gonna respect family and friends then they sure as hell won't respect her!!! PLEASE HELP!!! My sister read the message but she still likes him even though she knows what kind of guy he is!!!
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 6:38pm
But your girlfriend ALWAYS gets what SHE wants... And its pisses me the **** off.
January 7 at 7:32pm Report
Wat I didd ?
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 8:01pm
You came at the wrong place at the wrong time
January 7 at 8:59pm Report
Why u black mail in her mail in her you know watt byee
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:27pm
ya know what **** off and mind ur business asshole
January 7 at 11:32pm Report
Wat ever you say too faceee. Ah exactly wanaa be black $
January 7 at 11:33pm Report
Nd it's bout me it's ma bisnuss geniousee
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:34pm
STFU and *********.. U wanna date beth yet u treat ME like ****!?? Hahaha FAMILY b4 assholes (:
January 7 at 11:36pm Report
Exactlyy WANNA BE BLACK Soo stfu wat you Neva seen ma bad side wat u think if you curse ima be scared GET The **** OUTA HEARR
January 7 at 11:37pm Report
Nd if it's family before assholes to bethoNey well your bothh Soo dat tuff :)
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:37pm
u the ******* wanna be of a big boy u know what suck ur dick cuz u aint gonna date my sister you little pussy!!
January 7 at 11:40pm Report
Haa you want me to suck a dickk cuss YOU CAN'T Ned P.S now I know wat mia was talk .... But you know wat I'm not gona fight with you. Your not worth me not talk in with your mom nd BETHONEY
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:41pm
whatever bethoney is MY sister and im gonna protect her from assholes like YOU!!
January 7 at 11:43pm Report
If your protection her from *** holes. Then you'll probably wan a be like a mile away from Herr .. :-*
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:44pm
**** you shes my sister and your wet dream cuz ur not gonna get her so hahaha (:
January 7 at 11:47pm Report
Ohh I'm sorry I know wat it iss it's that your just. jELOUSE. Your sister can get a boy friend nd you still can't get christopherr ohh yeah nd not even rubenn :-*. Thiss is too funnnn thankss
January 7 at 11:47pm Report
For entertaining mee
January 7 at 11:50pm Report
Sorry :) :-*
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:52pm
wtf edgar!
this is beth, thats ****** up what u wrote! can u ******* stop please
ur making her feel bad and nows shes crying. just forget about this and dont talk to each other!!!!!! PLEASE
January 7 at 11:54pm Report
It's that I rote nicely nd den she rote bake ****** up so I just dissed her she was doin da same to me
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:56pm
OK but can u stop now! and seriously christina is not ugly, u should take that back!!!
January 7 at 11:58pm Report
Nvm I was gonna tel Houston bout her NOtBAd VErY GOOD but nvm
She did help but at the same time she still likes him... Please please help!! | Well, if she saw how he was acting and what he called her and everything and still likes him, there's not much you can do. I know you love your sister and you're looking out for her but she's going to have to fight her own battle on this one. I mean, you tried helping out and she saw everything he said and such and still likes him. So, as hard as it may be for you, you're going to have to let it go and let her do this on her own unless she asks you for help or something.
Good luck :) | My boyfriend saw my penis in his dream (I don't have a penis)? Hello everyone
When i woke up this morning my bf told me he had a very interesting dream. He said i had a penis >_<. Fist off, i dont have one, i have a sweet little pussy as i am a girl :P, secondly, my boyfriend and i have a very loving and affectionate relationship (ie we take turns being on top).
In his dream he was saying that he and i were at his parents place, in his room, when i convinced him to have anal sex with me ( yay ^_^). When we both took off our clothes he said i had a penis. he was very confused. but it was okay because i still wanted him to do me up the butt :P. he asked me where i had left the lube, and apparently, i had left it in his father's pocket -_-*.
So my boyfriend went to get it with great difficulty. when he came back we lubed up, and he eased it into my backside. the moment it was in there, he said i complained it hurt too much. so he pulled out. i then immediately flipped him over and rammed my dick up his butt! he begged me to stop, to please stop!! but i wouldn't :D. after he managed to throw me off of him, my dick grew bigger and i put it up my own butt. all the while, his cat was watching from his door, occasionally uttering a very loud and angry "MEeeeeeeeooooOOW!"
WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN!?!?!?!?!?!?
IS MY MAN GAY!?!?!?!?!? | The fact that you had a penis in the dream is no more significant than that he had to sneak into his father's pocket to retrieve the lube. Dreams mean nothing significant. Think of them as silly games that the mind plays with us.
In fact, if your boyfriend happened to be gay he probably wouldn't have told you about the dream at all. | Help my sister and I!!! pleasee!!!!? Ok there's an asshole who likes my sister and my sister likes him... They're both the same age and my mom likes him.. Anyways my sister and I had to talk so I asked him to leave... Anyways on FaceBook he sent me a message trying to act like a 'Big Boy' The message is very long but i need help!! I'm trying to convince my sister NOT to date him because if someone you like isn't gonna respect family and friends then they sure as hell won't respect her!!! PLEASE HELP!!! My sister read the message but she still likes him even though she knows what kind of guy he is!!!
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 6:38pm
But your girlfriend ALWAYS gets what SHE wants... And its pisses me the **** off.
January 7 at 7:32pm Report
Wat I didd ?
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 8:01pm
You came at the wrong place at the wrong time
January 7 at 8:59pm Report
Why u black mail in her mail in her you know watt byee
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:27pm
ya know what **** off and mind ur business asshole
January 7 at 11:32pm Report
Wat ever you say too faceee. Ah exactly wanaa be black $
January 7 at 11:33pm Report
Nd it's bout me it's ma bisnuss geniousee
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:34pm
STFU and *********.. U wanna date beth yet u treat ME like ****!?? Hahaha FAMILY b4 assholes (:
January 7 at 11:36pm Report
Exactlyy WANNA BE BLACK Soo stfu wat you Neva seen ma bad side wat u think if you curse ima be scared GET The **** OUTA HEARR
January 7 at 11:37pm Report
Nd if it's family before assholes to bethoNey well your bothh Soo dat tuff :)
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:37pm
u the ******* wanna be of a big boy u know what suck ur dick cuz u aint gonna date my sister you little pussy!!
January 7 at 11:40pm Report
Haa you want me to suck a dickk cuss YOU CAN'T Ned P.S now I know wat mia was talk .... But you know wat I'm not gona fight with you. Your not worth me not talk in with your mom nd BETHONEY
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:41pm
whatever bethoney is MY sister and im gonna protect her from assholes like YOU!!
January 7 at 11:43pm Report
If your protection her from *** holes. Then you'll probably wan a be like a mile away from Herr .. :-*
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:44pm
**** you shes my sister and your wet dream cuz ur not gonna get her so hahaha (:
January 7 at 11:47pm Report
Ohh I'm sorry I know wat it iss it's that your just. jELOUSE. Your sister can get a boy friend nd you still can't get christopherr ohh yeah nd not even rubenn :-*. Thiss is too funnnn thankss
January 7 at 11:47pm Report
For entertaining mee
January 7 at 11:50pm Report
Sorry :) :-*
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:52pm
wtf edgar!
this is beth, thats ****** up what u wrote! can u ******* stop please
ur making her feel bad and nows shes crying. just forget about this and dont talk to each other!!!!!! PLEASE
January 7 at 11:54pm Report
It's that I rote nicely nd den she rote bake ****** up so I just dissed her she was doin da same to me
Christina Bushwickcupcake Quinones January 7 at 11:56pm
OK but can u stop now! and seriously christina is not ugly, u should take that back!!!
January 7 at 11:58pm Report
Nvm I was gonna tel Houston bout her NOtBAd VErY GOOD but nvm
She did help but at the same time she still likes him... Please please help!! | | sorry you can not live your sisters life for her if she wants to go out with idiots then that is her choice all you can do is let her know what you think of them and then stand vback and be there when and if it all comes crashing down | Who likes this song...i do i do i do i love this song i know the hole song? [Trina]
I got an *** so big like the sun
Hope you got a mile for a dick I wanna run
Slap it in my face shove it down my throat
***** where your blunt I can make this pussy smoke
I know how to **** I know how to ride
I can spin around and keep the dick still inside
Now your mouth wide you looking real scared
I'm a maneater headhunter I'm prepared
[Trina talking]
Yea you running now
you running
I'ma put this pussy on you
Just like this
[Trina]
Put this pussy in yo jaws now smack
Like its Thanksgiving and it aint coming back
Collard greens neckbones ***** chew this ***
Both hold inspections dont stop til it pass
Licky licky licky licky licky for an hour
I'ma make it rain for you here's a golden shower
Smell it like a flower my pussy is a rose
Come a little closer I wanna **** your nose
[Chorus]-Killer Mike
If you want it you can get it
If you with it I'ma hit it
Flip it rub it dump it smack it
Look back at it I'm a addict
Look back at me (4X)
Girl
Look back at me (4X)
Girl
Look back at me girl (3X)
If you want it you can get it
If you with it I'ma hit it
Flip it rub it dump it smack it
Look back at it I'm a addict
[Killer Mike]
Third bred red broad in my bed
Up all night took pipe gave head
*** like Trina face like Mya
Shot it on her chest she said daddy aim higher
Put jimmy on her titties and I bust off wicked
Gave her mayonaise on the face pearl necklace
We turned the camera on we did a sex scene
She call me R. Kelly and I call her
Thats my ***** right there *****
Hand full of *** and a fist full of weed
*** in the air face down on your knees
I'm a beast when I **** I'ma put it on your gut
I'ma have you saying no please let me get up
I'ma make you say that's the spot don't take it out
I'm feeling like Akinyele put it in your mouth
Kanye tell them gold digging hoes that we pimping in the South
And it ain't payday unless nuts in your mouth
[Chorus]
Back it up drop down to your knees
Bring it up real slow make one cheek freeze (2X)
If you want it you can get it
If you with it I'ma hit it
Flip it rub it up and smack it
Look back at it I'm a addict
[Trina]
Look look look look back at you for what
I'm trying to concentrate on busting me a nut
I'm thinking about Trav I'm thinking about Bo
Little dick ***** **** hurry up I gotta go
Since they in prison pussy ***** make me know
That you aint a virgin and you done this before
**** me til you can't breath til you swim and scream help
Its your lucky day all the lifeguards left
[Trina talking]
Little dick *** *****
You better get your face down here and eat this pussy
Dribble these titties on your lips
While you're doing that put your hand around my hips
Bounce me like a ball slam me like K-ma
On and off the dick better known for breaking hearts
***** call a cab I'm finna pack my **** and leave
Shouldn't have let you **** now thats some **** I can't believe
Wasting my time ******* all off beat
Pussy ***** next time when you see me don't speak
[Chorus] | | WOW! that ummmmm is really a cussing song i am speechless | What does "look back at me" mean? Trina has a song called look back at me>>>>
[Trina]
I got an *** so big like the sun
Hope you got a mile for a dick I wanna run
Slap it in my face shove it down my throat
***** where your blunt I can make this pussy smoke
I know how to **** I know how to ride
I can spin around and keep the dick still inside
Now your mouth wide you looking real scared
I'm a maneater headhunter I'm prepared
[Trina talking]
Yea you running now
you running
I'ma put this pussy on you
Just like this
[Trina]
Put this pussy in yo jaws now smack
Like its Thanksgiving and it aint coming back
Collard greens neckbones ***** chew this ***
Both hold inspections dont stop til it pass
Licky licky licky licky licky for an hour
I'ma make it rain for you here's a golden shower
Smell it like a flower my pussy is a rose
Come a little closer I wanna **** your nose
[Chorus - Killer Mike]
If you want it you can get it
If you with it I'ma hit it
Flip it rub it up and smack it
Look back at it I'm a addict
Look back at me [4X]
Girl
Look back at me [4X]
Girl
Look back at me girl [3X]
If you want it you can get it
If you with it I'ma hit it
Flip it rub it up and smack it
Look back at it I'm a addict
[Killer Mike]
Third bred red broad in my bed
Up all night took pipe gave head
*** like Trina face like Mya
Shot it on her chest she said daddy aim higher
Put jimmy on her titties and I bust off wicked
Gave her mayonaise on the face pearl necklace
We turned the camera on we did a sex scene
She call me R. Kelly and I call her
Thats my ***** right there *****
Hand full of *** and a fist full of weed
*** in the air face down on your knees
I'm a beast when I **** I'ma put it on your gut
I'ma have you saying no please let me get up
I'ma make you say that's the spot don't take it out
I'm feeling like Akinyele put it in your mouth
Kanye tell them gold digging hoes that we pimping in the South
And it ain't payday unless nuts in your mouth
[Chorus]
Back it up drop down to your knees
Bring it up real slow make one cheek freeze [2X]
If you want it you can get it
If you with it I'ma hit it
Flip it rub it up and smack it
Look back at it I'm a addict
[Trina]
Look look look look back at you for what
I'm trying to concentrate on busting me a nut
I'm thinking about Trav I'm thinking about Bo
Little dick ***** **** hurry up I gotta go
Since they in prison pussy ***** make me know
That you aint a virgin and you done this before
**** me til you can't breath til you swim and scream help
Its your lucky day all the lifeguards left
[Trina talking]
Little dick *** *****
You better get your face down here and eat this pussy
Dribble these titties on your lips
While you're doing that put your hand around my hips
Bounce me like a ball slam me like K-ma
On and off the dick better known for breaking hearts
***** call a cab I'm finna pack my **** and leave
Shouldn't have let you **** now thats some **** I can't believe
Wasting my time ******* all off beat
Pussy ***** next time when you see me don't speak | | Can hardly call THAT a song. | Naughty one liners :D? Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
Q. But do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.
Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It changes their blood type.
Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A. The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Q. How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q. What's six inches long that women love?
A. Folding money.
Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for guyren to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.
Q. What is the new gay website address?
A. c : enter ### (see colon enter pound pound pound).
Q. What is the new O.J. website address?
A. slash slash backslash escape.
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
A. Speed bumps.
Q. What's got four legs and one arm?
A. A Rottweiler.
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.
Q. When does a cub become a boy scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.
Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A. Very satisfying.
Q. Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
A. He was half nuts!!!
Q. What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
A. Collecting her thoughts.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest guyren?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ***.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have
left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you
lose your house.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Q: What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
A: Odor eaters
Q: Why do men name their penis?
A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of
their decisions.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So men will talk to them.
Q: Why do only 30% of men get into Heaven?
A: If it were more, it would be Hell.
Q: What is the new gay website address?
A: c : enter # # #
Q: Why do men like big **** and tight pussy?
A: Because they've got big mouths and little *****.
Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
A: About three inches.
Q: Why don't women have any brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to keep them in.
Q: What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?
A: A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A: So he could run his fingers through his hair.
Q: Whats the difference between a microwave and a woman.
A: A microwave doesn't scream when you put a piece of meat in it.
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A speech impediment.
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A: They're hiring.
Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A: Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
A: He walks around saying, "Yo".
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.
Q: Why do drivers' education classes in redneck schools use the car
only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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